The things we say...

I got my inspiration for this post from reading a post by frugal fun for boys, which can be found here.  I thought I would start one about things we say when we have a 18mth old girl...

• No you cant take your bucket to bed
• Please dont press the buttons on the washing machine/cooker 
• Yes mummy does have a belly button, but the entire library did not need to see it
• No, no, no, NO crayons are only meant for drawing on paper, not walls, stairs, cupboards, windows or the fridge 
• The dog doesnt want to wear a hat and bag right now
• PUT the cat down, NOW please
• Dog food is for the dog, and cat food is for the cat, if you are hungry you can have a snack, but leave their food ALONE
• Although mummy is very impressed you can switch on the taps, please only do it when mummy is watching.
• How did you get up there? Please get off the table/window sill/desk

• Mummy didnt really want the xbox/playstation/tv switching on right now, but thank you anyway.
• Where have you hidden the house/car keys?
• Its lovely you want to share, but if you give the dog your teddy she will eat it
• Mummy has just had a drink, so doesnt really want to drink a cup of sand, thank you.
• Its lovely your trying to help mummy mop the floor, but that is dirty water, and mummy has just mopped the floor
• Thank you for helping weed the garden, but those are flowers not weeds.
• Please dont eat stones... OR sticks
• Please dont sit on the cat
• Where did you find that, can we put it back in the bin now please
• We dont jump on stairs

Although this possibly makes her sound like a handful (she is) she is completely worth it.  Either that or I am insane...